CG: SO HOW MANY AMPHIBIOUS ASSHOLES DO WE NEED TO CATCH.
GA: I Am Sorry To Say The Number Is Still Considerably More Numerous Than A Few
GA: Oh
CG: WHAT NOW.

(Big Ver.)

GA: We Have Company
CG: OH NOT THE FUCK AGAIN. WE’RE IN A FUCKING HURRY, DAMMIT.
GA: We Can Abscond This Time It Is Not Imperative That We Engage Them
CG: FUCK THAT NOISE.
CG: IT’S NOT LIKE THIS WILL TAKE LONG.
GA: Very Well Let Us Enter the Fray


==> ENGAGE TEAM ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CO-OP
Or, A Brief Synopsis Of Combinative Aggress Tactics Complied By Two Alternian Sweepmates, Consisting of Three Head-On Attacks, Two Diversions, One Method Of Strategic Retreat And A Short Medical Demo


1. INTENSIVE GRIEF 

Frequently your opening move, as it gives you a commendable start to any confrontation. 


2. A Cooperative Strife Attack In Which Several Enemies Are Simutaneously Obliviated

(Big Ver.)

The second attack in your expansive arsenal of deadly combo moves. Your teamwork is a fucking whirling dervish of badassery. 


3. A GRUBFUCKING DIVERSION

In the course of the game you noticed that not only did the underlings become increasingly chimeric with every prototyping, but they got more and more gigantic, like the expected, growing difficulty would be reflected in the monsters’ increasing width and girth. But not their spongy cerebral matter, apparently; this specimen type was a picturesque example by any indication. Your alchemized PELVIS STRAP WARDROBIFIER never ceased to divert their attention, enabling you to take advantage of this lapse.

4. An Alternative Diversionary Tactic Involving A Rather Distracting Kick To The Face

(Big Ver.)

Naturally, this worked just as fucking beautifully.


5. THE DEVASTATING LAST-SAY GRIEVANCE

(Big Ver.)

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==>Something Problematic Comes Along 

(Big Ver.)

GA: Oh Expletive It Seems An Additional Surplus Seems Approaching
GA: A Surplus Bordering On Ridiculous
GA: Shit
CG: WHAT THE FUCK.
CG: WHY ARE THESE NOOKFUCKERS ALL BASILISKS? WHICH SHIT-END OF THE UNIVERSE BLED TEARS FROM WASTECHUTE SEMI-BLOCKAGE AS IT SHAT THEM OUT?
GA: That Was Somewhat Incomprehensible
GA: Do We Stand Our Ground?
CG: FUCKERS WILL HAVE TO WAIT IN LINE, WE HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO.
CG: LIKE ASPHYXIATE ON THE SHEER STUPIDITY OF IT ALL.
CG: ALSO
CG: I DID NOT COME THIS FAR TO DIE NOW.


6. One Method of Strategic Retreat 

7. A MEDICAL DEMO 
GA: Karkat Are You Alright That Looks Utterly Worrying
CG: NO DON’T COME ANY CLOSER IT’S JUST A FLESH WOUND.
CG: AS YOUR LEADER I DEMAND YOU STAY THE FUCK WHERE YOU ARE.
GA: Colon Opening Parenthesis
CG: EXCUSE ME?
GA: It Is A Collection Of Grammarical Marks That Renders A Frown
GA: Karkat Is This About Your
CG: WHAT NO OF FUCKING COURSE NOT.
CG: I TOLD YOU I’M FINE. IT’S JUST A DAMN NICK OKAY. AND EVEN IF IT WASN’T
CG: IT’S REALLY NONE FUCKING OF YOUR BUSINESS
CG: OH
CG: SHIT
CG: SHIT
CG: I’M SORRY KANAYA I
CG: LOOK, I’M NOT READY.
GA: I Understand 
GA: I Am Aware That It Is Not Threatening To The Immediate State Of Your Vitals But I Still Worry
CG: OH FUCK FINE.
CG: I’LL BANDAGE THE DAMN THING AND YOU CAN INSPECT MY HANDIWORK.
CG: THAT’S GOOD ENOUGH, RIGHT.
GA: Very Well It Passes Inspection
GA: Now That I Have Confirmed Your Stability
CG: NEVERMIND
CG: NEVERMIND I THINK I’M GONNA FUCKING LIBERATE SOME GRIST
CG: OR NOT
CG: UH
CG: YOU’RE WELCOME TO JOIN ME
GA: I Must Insist That We Resume After One Round
GA: Regardless
GA: Thank You

==> end

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Oh looks like i can finally post this?lolsob i still feel p.embarrassed WHOOPS.

For HSO’S Round 2

Collab work with Zuzu and Chan <3